Mama, Get Ready To Claim your night's back!
Introducing a Magical story that helps your child Easily Go to Sleep - in just 15 minutes ....
zERO effort and ZERO bedtime drama.
If you're a mama who's tired of the endless bribing and begging at bedtime .... THIS IS FOR YOU!
Just press play on this soothing audio series and let the story do your heavy lifting.
"The kids loved the story and slept very peacefully afterwards ...."
Imagine this ...
Your Little One Gets Into Bed. Willingly. Smiling.
No hiding. No “Can I have a glass of water, mum?.”
No last minute monologue about what Sarah said at lunch.
Just you, pressing play from the hallway.
The music starts.
Your child quickly climbs into bed.
Blanket up. Shuffles down. You kiss them on the head and they eagerly anticipate what comes next.
The story begins ...
The whole house exhales.
Your child goes to sleep easily and mama
You have just taken your night back.
I know .... Take a moment (Yes it IS possible).
No more, "I'm not tired!" (while yawning like a baby sloth)
No more, “Lie down. Please!” (As you internally lose your sh!t trying not to yell.)
Just a soothing story holding the energy - so you don’t have to.
Then comes your favourite part:
Snuggle in close (soak it in)
or
Swan out like a mama boss and claim your night time back to do whatever the heck you want!
Either way, bedtime’s handled.
Your child’s calm.
YOU'RE OFF THE CLOCK
And for the first time in… forever? You feel, wait .. What's the word for it?
EASE. SPACE. CALM.
This isn’t just a bedtime story.
It’s a nervous system reset for everyone in your home, designed to give YOU your space back.
And hey, even if you do love every moment of bedtime (you unicorn),
Unicorns deserve a break too.
Want to hear a sample before committing to my voice in your home? I would too ...
Why This Works ...
- Just so we're clear, this IS not ONLY a sweet audio story to help them drift off and give you back your sanity.
- It’s a lovingly crafted tool to help regulate your child’s nervous system, using rhythm, voice, and subconscious cues that speak directly to their sense of safety and well being.
- When a child feels safe, their body moves out of fight/flight and into a calm, connected state.
- That’s when the real magic happens:
Deep rest
Emotional ease
Healthier brain wiring- The soothing tone, gentle pacing, and embedded language patterns are based on evidence-backed principles of nervous system regulation and child development.
- By choosing this audio book, you’re supporting your child's emotional growth, nervous system development, and long-term resilience.
" This was the most amazing and magical story I have ever listened to.."
Will this help exhausted parents too, you ask?
Be Honest Mama, Is Bedtime Kind of Breaking You Right Now?
I know you’re doing your best.
Likely managing work. The house. Snacks. Emotions. (Mostly everyone else’s.)
By bedtime, you’re running on caffeine, crumbs of patience and are finding it hard to resist another wine.
What should be a sacred wind-down…
...Feels more like hostage negotiation with a 6-year-old in pyjamas.
Maybe your child clings.
Maybe they spiral.
Maybe you do.
Your nervous system is fried.
Your patience? Gone.
You want to be the parent who does the stories, the massages, the connection stuff.
You try to be that calm, grounded presence…
But some nights?
You're one call out away from screaming “FFS! JUST. GO. TO. SLEEP.”
And then? The guilt.
Because you care. Deeply.
Here’s the truth most parents miss:
PRESENCE ISN'T ABOUT DOING IT ALL.
Yes, read that again my friend.
It’s about offering your energy from a regulated place.
(The kind that doesn’t have you googling “how much is a solo hotel stay?”)
I want you to know, I get it. I’ve got 3 kids of my own.
AND ...That’s exactly why I created this bedtime audio series:
To hold our children during the times we need help,
So as caregivers, we can finally
Exhale.
Tales of the Wild Adventurer Is The Story That Heals Bedtimes. For good. But don't just take my word for it ....
This is for you if:
- You’re responsible for bedtime - whether you’re a parent, grandparent, or carer
- Life has been a bit full-on, and a little magic at bedtime would go a long way.
- You’re curious enough to press play and see what happens
This is NOT for you if:
- You’re allergic to stories with heartfelt imagination
- You're not ready for peaceful nights and restful sleep
Here's What's Inside:
10 calming audio chapters - so your child drifts off without needing 12 cups of water
Lifetime access - so it becomes your family’s favourite ritual (and your sanity’s secret weapon)
Gentle subconscious programming - so confidence and calm bloom naturally
Sacred storytelling - so you feel nourished too
Practical structure - so evenings feel supported and consistent
Access via your podcast or audio app. After you've downloaded, it’s yours to keep - just like an audiobook.
Play it offline anytime, anywhere.
No WiFi. No EMFs.
About Kim
Hi, I'm Kim, spiritual mentor, women’s embodiment coach, and mother of three.
For over 20 years, I’ve held space for women to come home to themselves - through breath, presence, and the sacred remembering of their own inner knowing.
I create offerings that weave both the mystical and the practical - nervous system support in the middle of everyday life, soul whispers between the dishes and the meltdowns, and portals of peace tucked into ordinary moments.
Certified in NLP, Hypnosis, Embodiment & Intuitive Guidance, my work blends grounded tools with intuitive depth - always in service of helping women return to their truth.
Tales of the Wild Adventure isn’t just a bedtime series for children.
It’s a sacred rhythm for the whole family - emotional regulation for little hearts, and space for you to find yourself again.
More love for the Story:
"Amazing Story! Kim has done it again! She has created something truly magical and my children loved this course. They enjoyed it so much, they immediately listened to it again when they were done. Kim’s voice is so calming and soothing, perfect for bedtime. There was so much love and thought put into this course and you can tell. It’s not just great for kiddos, I enjoyed listening to it too. A must for bedtime."
– Samantha P, USA
"Magical, mystical and very calming. What a beautiful way to spend some time cuddled up with my daughter listening to the wild and wonderful adventures of Inuku, my daughter loves it and it has taught her the amazing calming effects of deep audible sighs :)"
- Angela L, Qld Australia
"My boys adored this so much. They couldn't wait to find out what happened next each night and are now listening to it again. I highly recommend for any highly imaginative kids, or kids finding it hard to settle down to sleep at night, especially in these uncertain times. Thank you Kim"
– Georgia H
"Soothing in a Troubled Time. My daughter misses school and her friends. She tends to worry at night and this is a lovely thing for her to look forward to- and it helps her relax. We often have to let her listen to more than one section at a time but it's worth it!"
– Dawn R, Tasmania
Embedded energy work + life lessons under the guise of story - so that everyone in the room heals a little - yes, including the 8 year old inside you.
Ready to reclaim some YOU time?
$27 – Lifetime Access, it's kind of a no brainer!
*Press play instantly via your favourite podcast app and change how tonight feels ... no witchcraft required
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. What age is this for?
A: Ages 4 and up have loved this series. There's something for every age group to enjoy, including your own inner child ;)
Q. Do I need to stay in the room?
A: Only if you want to. You can lie beside them, bonding and letting your inner child receive the magic too ... OR take this precious time to yourself, add the Audio transmission for care givers to your order at checkout and give yourself the gift of a regulated nervous system too!
Q. I'm not a parent or a mum, can I still use this?
A: Yes. Whether you’re a nanny, babysitter, father, grandparent, or simply someone supporting a child at bedtime, this story is for you.
And if the child you’re caring for is your inner eight-year-old? This will soothe them too ;) with the messages you always needed to hear, it's your turn for more peaceful nights.
Q. Is this a meditation?
A: Not exactly. It’s a story - told in a way that regulates and soothes. Zero “om” required.
Q. How long is each chapter?
A: Less than 20 minutes. Enough to calm them, not enough for them to grow a moustache mid-way.
Q. Can I reuse it?
A: Absolutely. Most families use it night after night. It becomes the thing your kid asks for... instead of another something to eat.
Q. Do I need WiFi to listen? What if I don’t like having internet access in my child’s room at night?
A. You’ll need internet just once to download the story into your podcast or audio app. After that, it’s yours to keep — just like an audiobook. You can play it offline anytime, anywhere. No WiFi. No EMFs. Just calm connection and sweet sleep.