If you're a parent or carer who's tired of the chaos at bedtime, this is for you.
No more bribing. No more begging.
Just press play - and let the story do the heavy lifting.
No hiding. No “Just one more drink.”
No last minute monologue about what Sarah said at lunch.
Just you, pressing play from the hallway.
The music starts.
Your child quickly climbs into bed.
Blanket up. Shuffles down. Eagerly anticipating.
The pause before,
The story begins ...
The whole house exhales.
I know. Take a moment.
No more, "I'm not tired!" (while yawning like a baby sloth)
No more, “Lie down. Please!” (In a tone that sounds like your mother's)
Just a soothing story holding the energy - so you don’t have to.
Then comes your favourite part:
Snuggle in close and soak it in too
or
Swan out like a boss and claim 20 blissful minutes to yourself.
Either way, bedtime’s handled.
Your child’s calm.
You’re off the clock.
And for the first time in… forever? You feel, wait .. What's the word for it?
EASE.
This isn’t just a bedtime story.
It’s a nervous system reset for everyone in your home.
And hey, even if you do love every moment of bedtime (you unicorn),
Unicorns deserve a break too.
I know you’re doing your best.
Likely managing work. The house. Snacks. Emotions. (Mostly everyone else’s.)
By bedtime, you’re running on caffeine and crumbs of patience.
What should be a sacred wind-down…
...Feels more like hostage negotiation with a 6-year-old in pyjamas.
Maybe your child clings.
Maybe they spiral.
Maybe you do.
Your nervous system is fried.
Your patience? Gone.
You want to be the parent who does the stories, the massages, the connection stuff.
You try to be that calm, grounded presence…
But some nights?
You're one call out away from screaming “FFS! JUST. GO. TO. SLEEP.”
And then? The guilt.
Because you care. Deeply.
Here’s the truth most parents miss:
PRESENCE ISN'T ABOUT DOING IT ALL.
Yes, read that again my friend.
It’s about offering your energy from a regulated place.
(The kind that doesn’t have you googling “how much is a solo hotel stay?”)
I want you to know, I get it. I’ve got 3 kids of my own.
AND ...That’s exactly why I created this bedtime audio series:
To hold our children during the times we need help,
So as caregivers, we can finally
Exhale.
10 calming audio chapters - so your child drifts off without needing 12 cups of water
Lifetime access - so it becomes your family’s favourite ritual (and your sanity’s secret weapon)
Gentle subconscious programming - so confidence and calm bloom naturally
Sacred storytelling - so you feel nourished too
Practical structure - so evenings feel supported and consistent
Access via your podcast or audio app. After you've downloaded, it’s yours to keep - just like an audiobook.
Play it offline anytime, anywhere.
No WiFi. No EMFs.
Hi! I'm Kim,
Mother of three, storyteller, and guide for women coming home to themselves.
With 20+ years in coaching, meditation, embodiment and the wild art of parenting. I create stories rooted in real life: nervous system resets between meltdowns, prayers whispered in the dark, and moments of magic in the chaos.
Certified in NLP, Hypnosis, Embodiment & Intuitive Guidance, I bring both skill and soul to every journey.
Tales of the Wild Adventure isn’t just a nice bedtime story.
It’s emotional support for little humans - and a gentle exhale for the grown-ups who love them.
– Samantha P, USA
- Angela L, Qld Australia
– Georgia H
– Dawn R, Tasmania
$27 – Lifetime Access, it's kind of a no brainer!
*Press play instantly via your favourite podcast app and change how tonight feels ... no witchcraft required
A: Ages 4 and up have loved this series. There's something for every age group to enjoy, including your own inner child ;)
A: Only if you want to. You can lie beside them, bonding and letting your inner child receive the magic too ... OR take this precious time to yourself, add the Audio transmission for care givers to your order at checkout and give yourself the gift of a regulated nervous system too!
A: Yes. Whether you’re a nanny, babysitter, grandparent, or simply someone supporting a child at bedtime, this story is for you.
And if the child you’re caring for is your inner eight-year-old? This will soothe them too ;) with the messages you always needed to hear, it's your turn for more peaceful nights.
A: Not exactly. It’s a story - told in a way that regulates and soothes. Zero “om” required.
A: Less than 20 minutes. Enough to calm them, not enough for them to grow a moustache mid-way.
A: Absolutely. Most families use it night after night. It becomes the thing your kid asks for... instead of another something to eat.
Q. Do I need WiFi to listen? What if I don’t like having internet access in my child’s room at night?
A. You’ll need internet just once to download the story into your podcast or audio app. After that, it’s yours to keep — just like an audiobook. You can play it offline anytime, anywhere. No WiFi. No EMFs. Just calm connection and sweet sleep.