Mama, Get Ready To Claim your night's back!
👌 With zERO effort and ZERO bedtime drama.
Created for Exhausted Parents 🥱
✨ This helps your Child Easily GO TO SLEEP! 💤
If you're a mama who's tired of the endless bribing and begging at bedtime .... THIS IS FOR YOU!
Just press play on this soothing audio series and let the story do your heavy lifting.
"The kids loved the story and slept very peacefully afterwards."
Imagine this ...
Your Little One Gets Into Bed. Willingly. Smiling 😃😮.
No hiding. No “Can I have a glass of water, mum?.”
No last minute monologue about what Sarah said at lunch.
Just you, pressing play from the hallway.
🎶 The music starts 🎶.
Your child quickly climbs into bed.
Blanket up. Shuffles down. You kiss them on the head and they eagerly anticipate what comes next.
The story begins ...
The whole house exhales.
Your child goes to sleep easily,
And YOU have just gotten your night back 🎉.
I know .... Take a moment (it sounds too good to be true, but YES!, it IS possible).
No more, "I'm not tired!" (while yawning like a baby sloth 🦥)
No more, “Lie down. Please!” (As you silently wrestle to not lose your sh!t and yell like last night 😔.)
Just a soothing story holding the energy - so you don’t have to 👌.
Then comes your favourite part:
Snuggle in close (soaking the magic in too)
or
Swan out like a boss-mama, claiming your evening back to do whatever YOU want!
Either way, bedtime’s handled.
😴 Your child’s asleep, and
YOU'RE OFF THE CLOCK
And for the first bedtime in ages, you feel, wait .. What's the word for it?
EASE? RELIEF? PEACE 🕊️.
This isn’t just a bedtime story.
It’s a nervous system reset for mums designed who need their nights back - because let's be real, bedtime can become a chore.
And hey, even if you do love every moment of bedtime (you Unicorn),
🦄 Unicorn's deserve a break too 😂.
Want to hear a sample before committing to my voice in your home? I would too. Here you go ...
Why & How it Works ...
- Just so we're clear, this IS not ONLY a sweet audio story to help your child drift off to sleep. 😴
- It’s a tool for your peace, as much as theirs.
- Yes, it helps your little one feel safe, calm, and ready for rest…
- But this series was created just as much for you - the woman carrying the weight of the day, craving a softer landing at night. ❤️
Each chapter is infused with intentional rhythm, calming tone, and subconscious cues designed to gently regulate your child’s nervous system, so you don’t have to hold it all.- Because here’s what happens when a child feels safe, and their mama feels supported:
✨ Tension melts
✨ Emotions settle
✨ The entire household shifts- This is where the real magic happens:
- Deep rest, Emotional ease, Healthier brain wiring
- Space for you to return to yourself
- Based on evidence-backed principles of nervous system regulation and child development, this audio series speaks to your child’s subconscious… while giving you back your nights, your energy, your breath.
- This isn’t just about bedtime.
It’s about creating a new rhythm, where they feel safe, and you feel supported. 🙏
" This was the most amazing and magical story I have ever listened to.."
Will this help exhausted parents too, you ask?
IT WAS DESIGNED FOR EXHAUSTED PARENTS, not just the child.
Be Honest Mama, Is Bedtime Kind of Breaking You Right Now?
I know you’re doing your best.
Likely managing work. The house. Snacks. Emotions. (Mostly everyone else’s.)
By bedtime, you’re running on caffeine, crumbs of patience and are finding it hard to resist another wine or piece of chocolate.
What should be a sacred wind-down…
Feels more like hostage negotiation with a 6-year-old in pyjamas.
Maybe your child clings.
Maybe they spiral.
Maybe you do.
Your nervous system is fried.
Your patience? Gone.
You want to be the parent who does the stories, the massages, the connection stuff.
You try to be that calm, grounded presence…
But some nights?
You're one call out away from screaming “FFS! JUST. GO. TO. SLEEP.”
And then? The guilt.
Because you care. Deeply.
Here’s the truth most parents miss:
PRESENCE ISN'T ABOUT DOING IT ALL.
Yes, read that again my friend.
It’s about offering your energy from a regulated place.
(The kind that doesn’t have you googling “how much is a solo hotel stay?”)
I want you to know, I get it. I’ve got 3 kids of my own.
AND ...That’s exactly why I created this bedtime audio series:
To hold our children during the times we're too tired to,
So as main care givers, we can finally
Exhale.
Tales of the Wild Adventurer Is The Story That Heals Bedtimes. For good. But don't just take my word for it ....
This is for you if:
- You want your space back at night so you can finally wash your hair, watch your show or (insert your desires here! 😜).
- You want to give your child love, presence, and emotional support - but not at the cost of your nervous system.
- You’re done ending the day feeling drained and guilty. You feel ready to reclaim bedtime as a moment of connection and calm, for them and for you.
- You’re curious, open-hearted, and tired enough to say: “Yes, please - let someone else do the talking tonight.”
This is NOT for you if:
- You love full on bedtimes, overtired tears, and being asked for water 17 times before lights out.
- You’re not quite ready for peaceful nights, longer exhales, or the radical idea that you get to feel good too.
- You’d prefer to keep giving from an empty cup - and the thought of having the night to yourself sounds suspiciously luxurious.
- You believe rest and self care is overrated and being a martyr is part of the parenting contract (I respectfully disagree).
Here's What's Inside:
10 calming audio chapters - so your child drifts off without needing 12 cups of water
Lifetime access - so it becomes your family’s favourite ritual (and your sanity’s secret weapon)
Gentle subconscious programming - so confidence and calm bloom naturally
Sacred storytelling - so you feel nourished too
Practical structure - so evenings feel supported and consistent
Access via your podcast or audio app. After you've downloaded, it’s yours to keep - just like an audiobook
Play it offline anytime, anywhere.
No WiFi. No EMFs.
About Kim
Hi, I'm Kim, spiritual mentor, women’s embodiment coach, and mother of three.
For over 20 years, I’ve held space for women to come home to themselves - through breath, presence, and the sacred remembering of their own inner knowing.
I create offerings that weave both the mystical and the practical - nervous system support in the middle of everyday life, soul whispers between the dishes and the meltdowns, and portals of peace tucked into ordinary moments.
Certified in NLP, Hypnosis, Embodiment & Intuitive Guidance, my work blends grounded tools and subconscious reprogramming with intuitive depth - always in service of helping women return to their truth. And as you know, when the mama is happy, the family flows more easily.
Tales of the Wild Adventure isn’t just a bedtime series for children.
It’s a sacred rhythm for the whole family - emotional regulation for little hearts, and space for you to find yourself again.
More love for the Story:
"Amazing Story! Kim has done it again! She has created something truly magical and my children loved this course. They enjoyed it so much, they immediately listened to it again when they were done. Kim’s voice is so calming and soothing, perfect for bedtime. There was so much love and thought put into this course and you can tell. It’s not just great for kiddos, I enjoyed listening to it too. A must for bedtime."
– Samantha P, USA
"Magical, mystical and very calming. What a beautiful way to spend some time cuddled up with my daughter listening to the wild and wonderful adventures of Inuku, my daughter loves it and it has taught her the amazing calming effects of deep audible sighs :)"
- Angela L, Qld Australia
"My boys adored this so much. They couldn't wait to find out what happened next each night and are now listening to it again. I highly recommend for any highly imaginative kids, or kids finding it hard to settle down to sleep at night, especially in these uncertain times. Thank you Kim"
– Georgia H
"Soothing in a Troubled Time. My daughter misses school and her friends. She tends to worry at night and this is a lovely thing for her to look forward to- and it helps her relax. We often have to let her listen to more than one section at a time but it's worth it!"
– Dawn R, Tasmania
This is embedded energy work + life lessons under the guise of story - so that everyone in the room heals a little - yes, including the 8 year old inside you.
Ready to reclaim some YOU time?
$27 – Lifetime Access, it's kind of a no brainer!
*Press play instantly via your favourite podcast app and change how tonight feels ... no witchcraft required
Now imagine what you could do with your night ....
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. What age is this for?
A: Ages 4 and up have loved this series. There's something for every age group to enjoy, including your own inner child ;)
Q. Do I need to stay in the room?
A: Only if you want to. You can lie beside them, bonding and letting your inner child receive the magic too ... OR take this precious time to yourself, add the Audio transmission for care givers to your order at checkout and give yourself the gift of a regulated nervous system too!
Q. I'm not a parent or a mum, can I still use this?
A: Yes. Whether you’re a nanny, babysitter, father, grandparent, or simply someone supporting a child at bedtime, this story is for you. AND if you child struggles to get put to bed if you're out - this is the PERFECT and consistent support for the carer to play in your absence.
And if the child you’re caring for is your inner eight-year-old? This will soothe them too ;) with the messages you always needed to hear, it's your turn for more peaceful nights.
Q. Is this a meditation?
A: Not exactly. It’s a story - told in a way that regulates and soothes. Zero “om” required.
Q. How long is each chapter?
A: Less than 20 minutes. Enough to calm them, not enough for them to grow a moustache mid-way.
Q. Can I reuse it?
A: Absolutely. Most families use it night after night. It becomes the thing your kid asks for... instead of another something to eat.
Q. Do I need WiFi to listen? What if I don’t like having internet access in my child’s room at night?
A. You’ll need internet just once to download the story into your podcast or audio app. After that, it’s yours to keep — just like an audiobook. You can play it offline anytime, anywhere. No WiFi. No EMFs. Just calm connection and sweet sleep.