You LOVE your kids
so why does bedtime feel so Frustrating?!
Tales of the Wild Adventurer was Created for Exhausted Parents Who Could Do With A Night Off 🥱
It's an audio sleep ritual for tired mums who want connection, without having to do more ....
Let’s be real, Mama,
It’s not that you don’t care.
It’s that by 7pm… You. Are. Done.
You’ve given your time.
Your attention.
Your patience.
Your nurture.
And now they want:
Another book.
Another cuddle.
Another share about what Sarah said at lunch or another question about why frogs don’t wear shoes (oh the things kids come up with! 😂).
And sometimes you show up fully.
You read the story.
You answer their questions.
You rub their back.
And you feel that warm rush of “Yep, nailed it.”
But most nights?
You’re just going through the motions.
And thinking to yourself:
“Why is this so damn hard?”
“I’m too tired for this shit!.”
“I just want to be off the clock.”
“I shouldn’t have snapped ... again 😥.”
I know you don't want to be a tyrant at bedtime.
You want to feel close. Loving. Attentive.
You want them to drift off feeling safe and loved.
But you don’t have the desire to manufacture this level of care Every. Single. Night. 🥱
Take a deep breath my friend .....
this Is ACTUALLY Not a DESIRE Problem. and it's not that you are a bad mum either.
It’s a Capacity Problem.
When you’re overstimulated and running on empty, connection feels like effort.
But you don’t need more discipline.
Or another parenting strategy.
You need something that holds the moment FOR YOU.
This is That Something ...
"The kids loved the story and slept very peacefully afterwards."
Listen to the Introduction ...
You see, Tales of the Wild Adventurer isn’t just a bedtime story.
My voice is a transmission structured into a calming audio that is designed to:
• Help your child settle emotionally
• Build confidence and inner resilience
• Gently strengthen their ability to listen to their own inner voice
• Create a predictable rhythm their body recognises
• And give you space to soften
This isn’t more annoying night-time entertainment.
It’s intentional storytelling.
The pacing.
The tone.
The repetition.
The language. The backing music.
All designed to help little bodies wind down, not wind up.
So all you need to do is press play.
And instead of carrying the entire emotional weight of bedtime…
You snuggle in and let the story do the work. ☺️
Tales of the Wild Adventurer Is The Story That Heals Bedtimes. But don't just take my word for it ....
Why & How it Works ...
- Just so we're clear, this IS NOT only a sweet audio story to help your child drift off to sleep. 😴
- It’s a tool for your peace, as much as theirs.
Each chapter is infused with intentional rhythm, calming tone, and subconscious cues designed to gently regulate your child’s nervous system, so you don’t have to hold it all.- Because here’s what happens when a child feels safe, and their mama feels supported:
✨ Tension melts
✨ Emotions settle
✨ The entire household shifts- Based on evidence-backed principles of nervous system regulation and child development, this audio series speaks to your child’s subconscious… while giving you back your nights, your energy, your breath.
- Sister, you don’t need to burn your life down to feel like a better mum. You just need one small, consistent shift.
- This can be it.
- Press play tonight.
- And let bedtime feel softer - for both of you.
" This was the most amazing and magical story I have ever listened to.."
And About Those Portable Story Players…
You might already have one.
And they’re great little gadgets.
But most stories are entertainment.
They keep little minds busy until they’re tired enough to crash.
This is different.
This was created with emotional regulation, subconscious reinforcement, and nervous-system calm woven into every chapter.
It’s not just something to fill time.
It’s something that shapes it.
Because Studies Show…
Research in child development (including work by Dr. John Gottman and attachment researchers) shows children only need small, consistent moments of true presence each day to feel secure and valued.
Not perfection.
Not hours.
Just consistent, reliable, safe, REAL connection.
This ritual helps you offer that - even on the nights you’re exhausted.
This is for you if:
- You want to feel more connected at the end of the day
- You’re tired of snapping and then feeling guilty
- You want something calming - not stimulating
- You care deeply about raising emotionally secure children
- You’re done ending the day feeling like you failed
This is NOT for you if:
- You love full on bedtimes, overtired tears, and being asked for water 17 times before lights out.
- You’re not quite ready for peaceful nights, longer exhales, or the radical idea that you get to feel good too.
- You’d prefer to keep giving from an empty cup - and the thought of having the night to yourself sounds suspiciously luxurious.
- You believe rest and self care is overrated and being a martyr is part of the parenting contract (I respectfully disagree).
Here's What's Inside:
10 calming audio chapters - so your child drifts off without needing 12 cups of water
Lifetime access - so it becomes your family’s favourite ritual (and your sanity’s secret weapon)
Gentle subconscious programming - so confidence and calm bloom naturally
Sacred storytelling - so you feel nourished too
Practical structure - so evenings feel supported and consistent
Access via your podcast or audio app. After you've downloaded, it’s yours to keep - just like an audiobook
Play it offline anytime, anywhere.
No WiFi. No EMFs.
About Kim
Hi, I'm Kim, spiritual mentor, women’s embodiment coach, and mother of three.
For over 20 years, I’ve held space for women to come home to themselves - through breath, presence, and the sacred remembering of their own inner knowing.
I create offerings that weave both the mystical and the practical - nervous system support in the middle of everyday life, soul whispers between the dishes and the meltdowns, and portals of peace tucked into ordinary moments.
Certified in NLP, Hypnosis, Embodiment & Intuitive Guidance, my work blends grounded tools and subconscious reprogramming with intuitive depth - always in service of helping women return to their truth. And as you know, when the mama is happy, the family flows more easily.
Tales of the Wild Adventure isn’t just a bedtime series for children.
It’s a sacred rhythm for the whole family - emotional regulation for little hearts, and space for you to find yourself again.
More love for the Story:
"Amazing Story! Kim has done it again! She has created something truly magical and my children loved this course. They enjoyed it so much, they immediately listened to it again when they were done. Kim’s voice is so calming and soothing, perfect for bedtime. There was so much love and thought put into this course and you can tell. It’s not just great for kiddos, I enjoyed listening to it too. A must for bedtime."
– Samantha P, USA
"Magical, mystical and very calming. What a beautiful way to spend some time cuddled up with my daughter listening to the wild and wonderful adventures of Inuku, my daughter loves it and it has taught her the amazing calming effects of deep audible sighs :)"
- Angela L, Qld Australia
"My boys adored this so much. They couldn't wait to find out what happened next each night and are now listening to it again. I highly recommend for any highly imaginative kids, or kids finding it hard to settle down to sleep at night, especially in these uncertain times. Thank you Kim"
– Georgia H
"Soothing in a Troubled Time. My daughter misses school and her friends. She tends to worry at night and this is a lovely thing for her to look forward to- and it helps her relax. We often have to let her listen to more than one section at a time but it's worth it!"
– Dawn R, Tasmania
This is embedded energy work + life lessons under the guise of story - so that everyone in the room heals a little - yes, including the 7 year old inside you.
Ready to reclaim some YOU time?
$27 – Lifetime Access, it's kind of a no brainer!
*Press play instantly via your favourite podcast app and change how tonight feels ... no witchcraft required
Now imagine what you could do with your night ....
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. What age is this for?
A: Ages 4 and up have loved this series. There's something for every age group to enjoy, including your own inner child ;)
Q. Do I need to stay in the room?
A: Only if you want to. You can lie beside them, bonding and letting your inner child receive the magic too ... OR take this precious time to yourself, add the Audio transmission for care givers to your order at checkout and give yourself the gift of a regulated nervous system too!
Q. I'm not a parent or a mum, can I still use this?
A: Yes. Whether you’re a nanny, babysitter, father, grandparent, or simply someone supporting a child at bedtime, this story is for you. AND if you child struggles to get put to bed if you're out - this is the PERFECT and consistent support for the carer to play in your absence.
And if the child you’re caring for is your inner eight-year-old? This will soothe them too ;) with the messages you always needed to hear, it's your turn for more peaceful nights.
Q. Is this a meditation?
A: Not exactly. It’s a story - told in a way that regulates and soothes. Zero “om” required.
Q. How long is each chapter?
A: Less than 20 minutes. Enough to calm them, not enough for them to grow a moustache mid-way.
Q. Can I reuse it?
A: Absolutely. Most families use it night after night. It becomes the thing your kid asks for... instead of another something to eat.
Q. Do I need WiFi to listen? What if I don’t like having internet access in my child’s room at night?
A. You’ll need internet just once to download the story into your podcast or audio app. After that, it’s yours to keep — just like an audiobook. You can play it offline anytime, anywhere. No WiFi. No EMFs. Just calm connection and sweet sleep.